Friday, June 10, 2005

look at what you made come out of me

i was going to post this over to unrealized scripts but because it's an idea not fully fleshed out - an image if you will, i decided to work on Pumpkinhead III for unrealized and keep this gem over here at crabber. picture this: secretary of state condoleezza rice on the road, her first trip abroad - meeting presidents, kings, and prime ministers - and driving around in one of those little izuzu amigos with the big red bull can on the back. when she goes to meet israeli prime minister ariel sharon she takes his ass down to manger square in bethlehem in the red bull car. israelis and palestinians are protesting but condi could not give less of a fuck as she does donuts in manger square, ripping out pages of a swank magazine and throwing them in the air; an act which could arguably be the penultimate form of sacrilege. the end of the movie would take place in a bedroom with condi saying something like, "ariel, it looks like a slug crawled on your comforter in just those three drippy spots." ~fin~

6 Comments:

Blogger Huevos McGringo said...

i really don't mean to be a dick, but i think you're misusing "penultimate" (means second to last).

you could also cut to condi snorting crank off of ariel's quivering ass, saying "this won't hurt a bit".

4:06 PM  
Blogger scarnsworth said...

actually, i know what penultimate means. i don't mean to be a dick, but the ultimate act of sacrilege would be defecating on the manger itself. don't underestimate me, dick.

2:23 AM  
Blogger Huevos McGringo said...

i stand corrected. my humble apologies.

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